If this is another of those days, getting bogged in the trenches of enterprise IT, here might be your entertaining break:

There is an exceptional flame-war going on between Alex Yakunin of ORMBattle.net and Ayende!

Some of the skirmishes are listed here:

The beginning: ORM Battle.net: The ORM Tool Shootout

The main battle lead by Ayende: Benchmarks are useless, yes, again (check out the comments ...)

Ayende: Benchmark cheating, a how to

Alex: Are results of this test suite really important? Part 1. Why I don't believe Oren Eini.

Ayende: How to lose respect and annoy people

And if this is not enough, check out this flame-war of Bob Lee and Gavin King: Comments on "Annotations for Dependency Injection"