Jack for President!

April 23, 2007 | 0 Minute Read
This post was originally posted on my old blog.

Damit:

And here some facts about Jack:

• If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.
• Jack Bauer has been to Mars. That's why there's no life on Mars.
• Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Jack Bauer".
• Jack Bauer was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg.
• Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.